Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
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