So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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