I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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