chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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