Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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