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you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
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