I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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