Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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