She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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