i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
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