I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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