Picture the opening band right now: euro, beer guts, one member in oversized hipster lumberjack apparel, the other in childsized american apparel and shorts. Singing in german.
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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