i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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