He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
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