If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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