Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
Randomize
