Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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