how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
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