Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
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