kristin has been a bad kristin
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
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