YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
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