Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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