Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
he was CRYING into my vagina
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
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