I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
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