they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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