Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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