new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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