You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
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