When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
I enjoy the company of your penis
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
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