I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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