is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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