But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
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