ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
Randomize
