But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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