So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
She told me I should be a condom model.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
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