She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
Sacagawea was the original milf.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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