i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
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