I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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