I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
Thanks for jumping on that grenade for me last night. You're the best wingman ever
She ate 7 of the 8 slices of pizza. I deserve a purple heart and sex w your sister
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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