That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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