I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
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