all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
Randomize
