please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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