I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
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