i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
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