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I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
Randomize
