What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
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