How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
My phone auto-corrects smirnoff to poisoned. I think it is trying to tell me something.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
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