you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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