Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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