Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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